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| BREAKING NEWS ABOUT THE CUBS!!!!!!!!!! |
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After a recent "Back Door" break in attempt by Cubs players Yankees web admins have beefed up security for the site. The changes come a week after Cubs players hacked their way onto the sight in a homosexual rage after details surrounding their personal lives were leaked. The added security includes naked pictures of women which will be set to pop up randomly as one browses the Yankees site. Angry Cubs players protested with team captain Jeff Finucane saying (with an extremely homosexual lisp and fabulous hand gestures), "Thisss isss uncalled for, we sssimply reacted, yesss it was a bit rash, but sssometimes rashes happen like when your anal wartsss flare up." The Cubs gripe does not come without reason as Rochester's Gay Male Exotic Dance Industry has reported losses in the tens of thousands this quarter.
Updated by AJ Covella, Sat Jun 28, 2008 @ 4:04 PM 0 Comments |
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| Yank's Split Series/Make History vs Orioles |
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On Sunday June 15th the Yankees split a double header with the Orioles losing 10-4 in game one and winning 7-4 in game 2. Shaky defense and ruthless hangover's were to blame in game one as the Yankees defense broke down late after a 3-3 tie going into the 5th inning. While suffering the loss an interesting story line developed as center fielder CJ Henderson was ejected from the game in the mid innings only to be allowed back into the game a half inning later. This is believed to be the first such mid-game reinstatement in baseball history and leaves the Yankees very hopeful that future ejections are handled the same way. The Yank's faired much better in game 2 as the offense was steady leading to a 7-4 win.
This Sunday the Yankee's face off against the Mets in what will be known as the Expressway Series. Rochester doesn't have a subway so fans will just have to live with this sub-par metaphorical double header. A crowd of at least 20 is expected and as always fans are asked to please use their cars to reach the games which will be played in Rush Henrietta at the RHAA Complex beginning at 11am Eastern.
Posted by AJ Covella, Wed Jun 18, 2008 @ 8:04 PM 0 Comments |
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On Sunday June 8th at 12pm the Yankees will face off against the Expos, who apparently still have a team. When asked about the upcoming series Right Fielder Adam Arcara said, "What the fuck is an Expo? Is that like, a bird or something?" While the identity of an Expo remains in question, Yankees Pitcher Anthony Lecese has reportedly went on a 4 day bender sleeping only 3 hours while drinking several bottles of hard liqour and working on his knuckle-curveball. In an interview Wednesday afternoon in which Lecese refused to change his stained white tank top and boxer shorts which smelled of vomit and urine, he had this to say "Who are you...and where the fuck is my booze?" After reporters informed Lecese that the bottle was infact in his hand he became violent assaulting a member of the Japanese press and speeding off in his 1998 Volkswagon Beetle. The Yankees pitcher's where-abouts are uncertain however reports have placed that same 1998 Beetle outside several adult establishments in Monroe County and Catcher Grant Pettrone remains optimistic, "That's just Cheese, we all know he'll show up gameday ready to go."
Posted by AJ Covella, Wed Jun 4, 2008 @ 9:45 PM 0 Comments |
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0-4 games |
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5-10 games |
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10 or more |
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Haven't Voted Yet |
| | 80.0% | 12 remain |
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